Villiany: The cat was asleep ontop of the phone when you sent that last text message

Villiany: FUNNIEST thing I have EVER seen in my life

Lies:  ... 

Lies:  That is wonderful.

Lies:  Did it vibrate?

Villiany: thegreekparvula: Yes.

Lies:  ... Win.

Lies: Would it be too weird if I sent you a naughty link because I need help deciphering her tattoo?

Villiany: Lies, darling, NOTHING is too weird between us.

Villiany: Quick! Let's play, "Guess the Age of the Prepusecent Self-Righteous Cracked Commenter!"

Villiany: "fuck you Says:   your an ass!! Twilight is the best and your just hating fat old man"

Villiany: Okay, time for me to go destroy the kitchen in my scavenging, and see if my mother left her laptop connected to the printer so I can get me some coloring pages and give my hands something to do

Lies: If there's no printer...

Lies: May I vote for building cities out of kitchenware?

Villiany: But I can't do that from the comfort of my own bed.

Lies: True...

Lies: Build cities out of cats? :)

Villiany: They always fall over.

Lies: I have a horrifying mental image, and I MUST SHARE THE PAIN.

[after sharing]

Villainy: See, thats why I have this adorable little censor sitting right in the front of my brain with a big REJECT stamp it applies to everything like that that will traumatize me

Lies: Mine has been taking a smoking break for the past decade. Or longer. 

Lies: I think it looked at the content of my brain, that very first day when I was an infant, and said "I quit."

Lies: If Dexter winds up the way you say, I'll give you a shiny nickel. 

Villainy: Oh, is that the going rate for prophets these days?

Lies: *nodnod* 

Villainy: Really?

Villainy: 'Cause the ones at Ren Faire ask like $40

Villainy: For the cheap deal

Lies: Sucks to be you.

Lies: This is why you always negotiate a price up-front.

Villainy: I have DECIDED. I'm going to write a romance novel, and it may or may not involve a sexy time traveler.

Lies: If it doesn't involve a sexy time traveler, we are no longer friends.

[LATER]

Villainy: (_______ _____ ___________   __________.)

Villainy: That is NOT going in the blog, by the way. If it does, I will never, EVER write a book with a sexy time traveler.