Lies: http://wtv-zone.com/xxtheroguexx/authorspt/pepper/ This is just not the message I expect to see when I check for a fanfic. :)

Villiany: But the Bible is THE original fanfic!

Lies: ... 

Lies: :D

Lies: :D

Lies: :D

Villiany: The cat was asleep ontop of the phone when you sent that last text message

Villiany: FUNNIEST thing I have EVER seen in my life

Lies:  ... 

Lies:  That is wonderful.

Lies:  Did it vibrate?

Villiany: thegreekparvula: Yes.

Lies:  ... Win.

Lies: Would it be too weird if I sent you a naughty link because I need help deciphering her tattoo?

Villiany: Lies, darling, NOTHING is too weird between us.

Villiany: Quick! Let's play, "Guess the Age of the Prepusecent Self-Righteous Cracked Commenter!"

Villiany: "fuck you Says:   your an ass!! Twilight is the best and your just hating fat old man"