Lies:  My boyfriend doesn't want to see Death Race with me...

Villainy: Why do you want to see Death Race?

Lies:  The cars go BOOOOOOOOOOM.

Villainy: It looks a little cliche... I mean, "The rules are simple: There are no rules."? Really?

Villainy: I think that one and all its variations need to be officially retired from the screenwriter's arsenal, unless they're being used in irony.

Lies:  The cars go BOOOOOOM.

Villainy: You, madam, are a woman of simple tastes.

Lies:  Boom.

Villainy: Yes, dear. Boom.