Lies: Villainy...

Lies: If you ever have a few thousand dollars to blow?

Lies: http://www.museumsyndicate.com/item.php?item=12852

Lies: Buy me this?

Lies: I've seen it for sale before.

Lies: Look closely at the two names. You will then go, like I did, "HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME AND CREEPY AND I WANT IT."

Lies: Or you will shake your head at me.

Lies: And sigh.

Villainy: Who are they?

Lies: Two of the most interesting serial killers of all time.

Lies: John Wayne Gacy was the one who raped and murdered boys and buried them in his crawlspace. He dressed as a clown a lot.

Lies: Ed Gein was the one who created things out of the skin of dead women - like a 'woman suit' because he wanted to be one...

Villainy: *looks at you and sighs*