Villainy: I reallyreally want to sing, and my parents are trying to sleep, and I'm almost considering going outside where it's hot and muggy and raining and there are bugs, at 10:30, just to get a song out.

Lies: Take a REALLY BIG FLASHLIGHT.

Lies: There are GATORS.

Lies: And SPIDERS.

Lies: More important are the gators.

Villainy: This isn't Florida

Villainy: The gators hardly ever come near the houses

Lies: I didn't go out of my way to dislike you, but my InstaSetting for all of my peers was *hate*

Villainy: Mine too. I think that was why we hit it off so well. We were so surprised not to hate someone that we loved them instead.

 Lies: I am going to bake some brownies and take them to school and not give the Office Lady any.

Villainy: That's right. You show her who's boss.