Saturday, November 8, 2008

Lies: I have a horrifying mental image, and I MUST SHARE THE PAIN.

[after sharing]

Villainy: See, thats why I have this adorable little censor sitting right in the front of my brain with a big REJECT stamp it applies to everything like that that will traumatize me

Lies: Mine has been taking a smoking break for the past decade. Or longer. 

Lies: I think it looked at the content of my brain, that very first day when I was an infant, and said "I quit."

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