Villainy: I have DECIDED. I'm going to write a romance novel, and it may or may not involve a sexy time traveler.

Lies: If it doesn't involve a sexy time traveler, we are no longer friends.

[LATER]

Villainy: (_______ _____ ___________   __________.)

Villainy: That is NOT going in the blog, by the way. If it does, I will never, EVER write a book with a sexy time traveler.