Villainy: Has anyone ever told you before that you, madam, are a psychopath?

Lies:  I ARE A SINGER.

Villainy: ^^^

Villainy: *^^

Villainy: I have three eyes, apparently

Lies: No, darling, you have four.

Villainy: Oh, my glasses? Those are protective lenses for looking at you.

Villainy: ZING!

Lies: Well played.