Villainy: Making sandwiches is hard now...

Villainy: Typically when I go down for lunch, I'll sing bits of whatever's stuck in my head while I make it. I don't know if my mother can hear me or not, but since her office isn't far from the kitchen and both doors are usually open, it's best to presume she can...

Villainy: And now I can't make my sandwich normally because all I've got stuck in my head is, "I'm a perky little porn star from Scogie, Illionois~"

Villainy: She really was crazy too. Or well, rich, so I guess that makes her eccentric.