Villainy: You're being silly.

Lies: Am not.

Villainy: Are so.

Lies: Am not.

Villainy: You're doing it again.

Lies: Doing what?

Villainy: Being silly.

Lies: No, I'm not! I'm suave!

Lies: My name is Buzzer....

Lies: Joy Buzzer.

Villainy: What?

Lies: I just cracked myself up, sorry.

Villainy: Lies... Darling... Have you been sneaking your roommate's crackrocks?

Villainy: Also, I pity my poor dear potential children when they come of age.

Lies: I do too.

Lies: Why?

Villainy: It seems I have the "try to set them up with every eligible male you see or hear about" gene