Lies: Villainy, you know what it means when you see a rainbow, right?

Villainy: That there's a pot of gold at the end? That you're gay? That it's been recently raining, and now the water left in the atmosphere is acting as a prism for the sunlight?

Lies: That God is having gay sex.

Villainy: God rarely has gay sex except for right after he's been crying.

Villainy: Of course, it begs the question...

Villainy: Who does he have gay sex WITH?

Lies: Poseidon.

Villainy: Good point. Sometimes they menage a trois with Apollo.

Villainy: And, yes, Apollo ALWAYS recieves.