Lies: If Dexter winds up the way you say, I'll give you a shiny nickel. 

Villainy: Oh, is that the going rate for prophets these days?

Lies: *nodnod* 

Villainy: Really?

Villainy: 'Cause the ones at Ren Faire ask like $40

Villainy: For the cheap deal

Lies: Sucks to be you.

Lies: This is why you always negotiate a price up-front.