Villiany: Okay, time for me to go destroy the kitchen in my scavenging, and see if my mother left her laptop connected to the printer so I can get me some coloring pages and give my hands something to do

Lies: If there's no printer...

Lies: May I vote for building cities out of kitchenware?

Villiany: But I can't do that from the comfort of my own bed.

Lies: True...

Lies: Build cities out of cats? :)

Villiany: They always fall over.

Lies: I have a horrifying mental image, and I MUST SHARE THE PAIN.

[after sharing]

Villainy: See, thats why I have this adorable little censor sitting right in the front of my brain with a big REJECT stamp it applies to everything like that that will traumatize me

Lies: Mine has been taking a smoking break for the past decade. Or longer. 

Lies: I think it looked at the content of my brain, that very first day when I was an infant, and said "I quit."

Lies: If Dexter winds up the way you say, I'll give you a shiny nickel. 

Villainy: Oh, is that the going rate for prophets these days?

Lies: *nodnod* 

Villainy: Really?

Villainy: 'Cause the ones at Ren Faire ask like $40

Villainy: For the cheap deal

Lies: Sucks to be you.

Lies: This is why you always negotiate a price up-front.

Villainy: I have DECIDED. I'm going to write a romance novel, and it may or may not involve a sexy time traveler.

Lies: If it doesn't involve a sexy time traveler, we are no longer friends.

[LATER]

Villainy: (_______ _____ ___________   __________.)

Villainy: That is NOT going in the blog, by the way. If it does, I will never, EVER write a book with a sexy time traveler.

Villainy: I reallyreally want to sing, and my parents are trying to sleep, and I'm almost considering going outside where it's hot and muggy and raining and there are bugs, at 10:30, just to get a song out.

Lies: Take a REALLY BIG FLASHLIGHT.

Lies: There are GATORS.

Lies: And SPIDERS.

Lies: More important are the gators.

Villainy: This isn't Florida

Villainy: The gators hardly ever come near the houses

Lies: I didn't go out of my way to dislike you, but my InstaSetting for all of my peers was *hate*

Villainy: Mine too. I think that was why we hit it off so well. We were so surprised not to hate someone that we loved them instead.

 Lies: I am going to bake some brownies and take them to school and not give the Office Lady any.

Villainy: That's right. You show her who's boss.