Lies: I told my roommate about the free samples I got and she said "See, this is how people become those hoarders you see on those shows where they have to stand up and say 'I'm a hoarder and I have a problem,' and people go in their houses and there's shit everywhere and it's scary and you don't want to be this sort of person, because you won't throw it away. I know you. You'll say 'I don't like the cookie now, but perhaps I'll like it in a few weeks...' and you'll put it away and then..."

Villainy: Lies, dear? Have you been sneaking crackrocks into your roommate's cereal again?

Lies: No, she came this way. Isn't it great?!