Lies: So, John Barrowman is supposed to be a big bad villian in the second half of the currant season of Desperate housewives, a villian allegedly BASED ON the Cap'n Jack character.

Villainy: See? SEEE? Desperate Housewives is NERDY!

Villainy: And YOU didn't believe me!

Villainy: When I first told you my nerdiness theory, you scoffed! SCOFFED!

Lies: Well, you have to admit that it was a stretch!

Lies: I believed you, though.

Villainy: Harumph.

Villainy: You say that NOW, sure.

Villainy: I say again: Harumph!

Lies: <3

Villainy: With extra emphasis between "ha" and "rumph"

Lies: But I love you!

Villainy: ....*pout* I love you too.

Lies: Yay!