Villainy: Oh, drat it, I've written myself into a corner.

Lies:  Oh?

Villainy: Yes... I inadvertantly put my last argument as the one I really don't have an answer to, so I need to rearrange my paragraphs so that one is buried in the middle, and I finish off with one that I *can* defend.

Villainy: Apparently, for me, starting a blog runs somewhere along the lines of entering an essay class.

Villainy: An essay class where you can occasionally go on a brief tangent about your breast size.