Lies: Yay!
Villainy: But now I'm trying to figure out how to word a note to him, or if I should send it at all
Villainy: See, there's a contra dance tonight that I invited him to (in the oh-so-casual "Me and some friends are gonna be there; you should totally show" kinda way)
Lies: JUST ASK HIM OUT.
Lies: SERIOUSLY.
Villainy: Hush, I'm not done
Villainy: But I couldn't remember all the details, like exactly where it was (I knew it was on campus, but not where), and I don't think I mentioned WHEN it is
Lies: You've been dancing around it for months! When you are an old lady, either you'll have forgotten ALL ABOUT HIM or you will regret not asking him OR you will remember this fantastic time you had with a cute guy when you were about twenty.
Lies: JUST ASK HIM OUT.
Villainy: I like dancing. Now hush. I'm still not done.
Lies: I swear to God, if you don't ask him out soon, I will do it FOR YOU.
{after several minutes of similar such prattling}
Lies: SO JUST ASK HIM ON A BLOODY DATE ALREADY.
Villainy: WILL YOU LET ME FINISH, WOMAN?
Lies: NO.
Villainy: TOO BAD.
Lies: I WILL NOT.
Villainy: He said he 'might' come, and that he had a friend in town who 'might' be into that, and basically just implied that it was all up to the friend whether or not they would come - Which I can totally respect. When I've got a friend in from out of town, I center my plans around their wants.
Lies: Seriously, invite him on a date.
Villainy: Anyway, MY QUESTION IS - would it seem too pushy and/or obsessed-with-dance to send him a message saying "I didn't know if you/your friend were still thinking about going to the dance, but it's happening at this time and place"?
Lies: That would be fine.
Villainy: THANK YOU.
Lies: Want to know what else would be fine?
Villainy: Soaking your snoot in the sump?
Lies: ASKING HIM OUT
Villainy: WILL YOU LET ME FINISH, WOMAN?
Lies: NO.
Villainy: TOO BAD.
Lies: I WILL NOT.
Villainy: He said he 'might' come, and that he had a friend in town who 'might' be into that, and basically just implied that it was all up to the friend whether or not they would come - Which I can totally respect. When I've got a friend in from out of town, I center my plans around their wants.
Lies: Seriously, invite him on a date.
Villainy: Anyway, MY QUESTION IS - would it seem too pushy and/or obsessed-with-dance to send him a message saying "I didn't know if you/your friend were still thinking about going to the dance, but it's happening at this time and place"?
Lies: That would be fine.
Villainy: THANK YOU.
Lies: Want to know what else would be fine?
Villainy: Soaking your snoot in the sump?
Lies: ASKING HIM OUT
{after several MORE minutes}
Lies: All right.
Lies: Here it is, in blunt language.
Lies: Make your move before some other girl makes hers. This is a RTS for the heart, and you can't know what's going on because of the Fog of War. She might well have all of her units on the line, ready to attack.
Lies: OH MY GOD I AM SUCH A NERD.
Villainy: I love you. Just a little bit.
Villainy: No, no, that's not true.
Villainy: I love you a lot.
Villainy: I love you so much.
Villainy: Screw CuteBoy. Let's get married and have lots of nerdy babies.
Lies: Here it is, in blunt language.
Lies: Make your move before some other girl makes hers. This is a RTS for the heart, and you can't know what's going on because of the Fog of War. She might well have all of her units on the line, ready to attack.
Lies: OH MY GOD I AM SUCH A NERD.
Villainy: I love you. Just a little bit.
Villainy: No, no, that's not true.
Villainy: I love you a lot.
Villainy: I love you so much.
Villainy: Screw CuteBoy. Let's get married and have lots of nerdy babies.
