Villainy: We *all* know that the Breast Fairy has been a little trigger-happy in your case, that's not news

Lies:  This is the best show ever because it has my current crush being a doting father and protective, loving husband. It makes my ovaries go "WHIRRRRR."

Villainy: Has anyone ever told you before that you, madam, are a psychopath?

Lies:  I ARE A SINGER.

Villainy: ^^^

Villainy: *^^

Villainy: I have three eyes, apparently

Lies: No, darling, you have four.

Villainy: Oh, my glasses? Those are protective lenses for looking at you.

Villainy: ZING!

Lies: Well played.

Lies: Villainy, you know what it means when you see a rainbow, right?

Villainy: That there's a pot of gold at the end? That you're gay? That it's been recently raining, and now the water left in the atmosphere is acting as a prism for the sunlight?

Lies: That God is having gay sex.

Villainy: God rarely has gay sex except for right after he's been crying.

Villainy: Of course, it begs the question...

Villainy: Who does he have gay sex WITH?

Lies: Poseidon.

Villainy: Good point. Sometimes they menage a trois with Apollo.

Villainy: And, yes, Apollo ALWAYS recieves.

Villainy: You're being silly.

Lies: Am not.

Villainy: Are so.

Lies: Am not.

Villainy: You're doing it again.

Lies: Doing what?

Villainy: Being silly.

Lies: No, I'm not! I'm suave!

Lies: My name is Buzzer....

Lies: Joy Buzzer.

Villainy: What?

Lies: I just cracked myself up, sorry.

Villainy: Lies... Darling... Have you been sneaking your roommate's crackrocks?

Villainy: Also, I pity my poor dear potential children when they come of age.

Lies: I do too.

Lies: Why?

Villainy: It seems I have the "try to set them up with every eligible male you see or hear about" gene